What else would you call soap that features 100% pure dragon's blood? That's right, we were able to tap into Smaug while he nested in the depths of the Lonely Mountain. OK, not really, it's a tree from Yemen. What we came out with is a wonderful blend of exotic and oriental and pure enticing. Hipsters gonna dig it.
Our #1 goal is to make all of our customers repeat customers, because without you, we would not have our business!
We love quality products from local merchants, and we hope you do too! In fact, we are so sure you will be happy with our stuff, that we offer a satisfaction guarantee. All of our family and friends have graciously tested our products, and have since become our customers too. We use as few ingredients as possible and only the highest quality; plus, you will be able to pronounce all of them!