That's right you magnificent hairy bastards. We now have a line of manly-man beard balms made with all natural ingredients to tame and soften those burly whiskers while moisturizing your skin underneath! Our beard balms have gone through rigorous testing with a panel of esteemed beardos from around the country. Each tester will forever be remembered, as they will have a special formula designed with them in mind!
Pick up a sampler pack of all 5 formulas!!
We have five formulas:
Brewmaster's Balm - This balm is made for those who need extra help to tame those wild whiskers and prefers the richness and full scent of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Tea Tree, and Vetiver.
Tester: Jimmy, the brewmaster extraordinaire, who can often be found surfing the mid-Atlantic waves when he is not making magic with a tub of hops!
Leon's Burly Balm - This was a favorite amongst the test crew, with a smooth consistency and light woodsy fragrance of Tea Tree, Patchouli, and Cedarwood. This one will tame the beardruff with no problem.
Tester: Leon, who spent decades packing parachutes for Special Forces before embarking on a second career of growing an epic beard that would make Chewbacca blush.
Full Flannel Jacket - The same moisturizing and conditioning formula as Leon's Burly Balm, but with a milder and crisper scent that is less "hipster" and more "ahh, that's nice" with Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Pine Needle.
Tester: Graham, a beer connoisseur and apt brewer with a nose like a bloodhound, who cares little for the mainstream hipster scents.
#vintageHipster - Extra moisturizing with a combination of Hemp and Argon oils to loosen the balm and add a touch of creaminess. Scented with an old school blend of Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Tea Tree, and Sweet Orange.
Tester: Jonny, of clan Illuminati, was sporting kilts at RenFests and liberating the oppressed before the modern generation of beardos could even spell patchouli.
Talented Mr. Crowley - A nice, smooth, and pliable balm that melts right into your facemat. "Give me something that smells like the Great Northwest," he said. Well, here you have it with a blend of Clove, Bergamot, Ylang Ylang, and Pine Needle.
Tester: Rob - Esquire, liberator of the oppressed, smelter of ore, distiller of mead, and litigator of commerce - not someone to take lightly in a battle of wit or test of skill.
Sno Bros Special - Specially formulated for a group of former Green Berets who make the pilgrimage to Southern Bavaria each year to ski, drink, and tell many lies. Formulated with cedarwood, tea tree, fir balsam, and black pepper oils, these boys' are going to be pulling the snow bunnies off the slopes with ease (relative to their creaking bones of course).
For every tin of Sno Bros Special, we donate a portion to the Green Beret Foundation.