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Beeswax Beard Balm
Beeswax Beard Balm
Beeswax Beard Balm
Beeswax Beard Balm
Sweet Sophia

Beeswax Beard Balm

$ 15.00


That's right you magnificent hairy bastards. We now have a line of manly-man beard balms made with all natural ingredients to tame and soften those burly whiskers while moisturizing your skin underneath!  Our beard balms have gone through rigorous testing with a panel of esteemed beardos from around the country.  Each tester will forever be remembered, as they will have a special formula designed with them in mind!

Pick up a sampler pack of all 5 formulas!!

We have five formulas:

Brewmaster's Balm - This balm is made for those who need extra help to tame those wild whiskers and prefers the richness and full scent of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Tea Tree, and Vetiver.  

Tester:  Jimmy, the brewmaster extraordinaire, who can often be found surfing the mid-Atlantic waves when he is not making magic with a tub of hops!

Leon's Burly Balm - This was a favorite amongst the test crew, with a smooth consistency and light woodsy fragrance of Tea Tree, Patchouli, and Cedarwood.  This one will tame the beardruff with no problem.

Tester:  Leon, who spent decades packing parachutes for Special Forces before embarking on a second career of growing an epic beard that would make Chewbacca blush. 

Full Flannel Jacket - The same moisturizing and conditioning formula as Leon's Burly Balm, but with a milder and crisper scent that is less "hipster" and more "ahh, that's nice" with Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Pine Needle.

Tester:  Graham, a beer connoisseur and apt brewer with a nose like a bloodhound, who cares little for the mainstream hipster scents. 

#vintageHipster - Extra moisturizing with a combination of Hemp and Argon oils to loosen the balm and add a touch of creaminess.  Scented with an old school blend of Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Tea Tree, and Sweet Orange.

Tester: Jonny, of clan Illuminati, was sporting kilts at RenFests and liberating the oppressed before the modern generation of beardos could even spell patchouli. 

Talented Mr. Crowley - A nice, smooth, and pliable balm that melts right into your facemat.  "Give me something that smells like the Great Northwest," he said.  Well, here you have it with a blend of Clove, Bergamot, Ylang Ylang, and Pine Needle.  

Tester:  Rob - Esquire, liberator of the oppressed, smelter of ore, distiller of mead, and litigator of commerce - not someone to take lightly in a battle of wit or test of skill.


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