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Beeswax Beard Balm
That’s right you magnificent hairy bastards. We now have a line of manly-man beard balms made with all natural ingredients to tame and soften those burly whiskers while moisturizing your skin underneath! Our beard balms have gone through rigorous testing with a panel of esteemed beardos from around the country. Each tester will forever be remembered, as they will have a special formula designed with them in mind!
We have five formulas:
Brewmaster’s Balm – This balm is made for those who need extra help to tame those wild whiskers and prefers the richness and full scent of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Tea Tree, and Vetiver.
Tester: Jimmy, the brewmaster extraordinaire, who can often be found surfing the mid-Atlantic waves when he is not making magic with a tub of hops!
Leon’s Burly Balm – This was a favorite amongst the test crew, with a smooth consistency and light woodsy fragrance of Tea Tree, Patchouli, and Cedarwood. This one will tame the beardruff with no problem.
Tester: Leon, who spent decades packing parachutes for Special Forces before embarking on a second career of growing an epic beard that would make Chewbacca blush.
Full Flannel Jacket – The same moisturizing and conditioning formula as Leon’s Burly Balm, but with a milder and crisper scent that is less “hipster” and more “ahh, that’s nice” with Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Pine Needle.
Tester: Graham, a beer connoisseur and apt brewer with a nose like a bloodhound, who cares little for the mainstream hipster scents.
#vintageHipster – Extra moisturizing with a combination of Hemp and Argon oils to loosen the balm and add a touch of creaminess. Scented with an old school blend of Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Tea Tree, and Sweet Orange.
Tester: Jonny, of clan Illuminati, was sporting kilts at RenFests and liberating the oppressed before the modern generation of beardos could even spell patchouli.
Talented Mr. Crowley – A nice, smooth, and pliable balm that melts right into your facemat. “Give me something that smells like the Great Northwest,” he said. Well, here you have it with a blend of Clove, Bergamot, Ylang Ylang, and Pine Needle.
Tester: Rob – Esquire, liberator of the oppressed, smelter of ore, distiller of mead, and litigator of commerce – not someone to take lightly in a battle of wit or test of skill.
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Leon –
I’ve tried many things to condition my beard and my face. I’ve tried store bought beard oils, balms and even tried making my own beard oil concoctions. When Sweet Sophia asked me to be a beard balm tester, I was more than willing. I have been using the balm that we came up with, “Leon’s Burly Balm” for more than a month. Sweet Sophia has brought my search to an end. Gone are the days of an itchy face and a dry, unruly beard. Thank you Sweet Sophia!
jonny illumin –
I’m not really a hipster (ok, I lie to myself it would seem)… so after doing some product testing I received my namesake beard balm in a glorious tin that reminded me of days gone by (ok, not really, but the packaging is pretty awesome and when empty can be used to hold a mini survival kit). Like Leon i’ve been through a bunch of oils and balms… and this one was exactly what I wanted. It keeps the viking beard under control and keeps it soft and luxurious (because thats the modern viking way). The real test was 9 weekends of beard control and protection from the elements at the Maryland Renaissance Festival… worked like a charm! The pirates were jealous of my beard, the vikings were jealous… I had waaayy to many conversations with grown men about beard grooming and care… well I suppose it’s the #vintageHipster way… De Oppresso Liber!